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Iran accuses West of using lizards to spy on nuclear program

According to Agence France-Presse, Hassan Firuzabadi, who is Iranian official has accused the western countries of secretly using lizards to spy on their nuclear program. Firuzabadi was formerly chief of staff of the Iranian Army and now serves as a military adviser to the supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

According to Firuzabadi, “Several years ago, some individuals came to Iran to collect aid for Palestine… We were suspicious of the route they chose. In their possessions were a variety of reptile desert species like lizards, chameleons… We found out that their skin attracts atomic waves and that they were nuclear spies who wanted to find out where inside the Islamic Republic of Iran we have uranium mines and where we are engaged in atomic activities.”

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